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Xena: Warrior Princess · Season 2, Episode 5

Callisto and Theodorus in “Return of Callisto”

Callisto

Your not falling in love with me, are you?

TTheodorus

Well what if I was?

Callisto

I'd have to kill you. Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it.

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