Wolverine quotes from X-Men: Evolution

Wolverine

[taking over training from Beast] The course has a new objective today.

[collective groan]

Wolverine

It's called....Mutant Dodgeball.

[collective cheer]

Iceman

Yes! I am so good at this game!

Wolverine

Oh, and extra credit for anyone who takes out the ice cube.

Iceman

What?!

Why the change of tactics, Logan?

Wolverine

Sometimes, you gotta let kids just be kids.

Cyclops

...That kid! Somehow, he is nullifying all the energy around here. Including mutant powers.

Wolverine

[Wincing in pain] Yeah... how nice.

Wolverine

I'm looking for Gambit.

Watch it, mate. You're wrinkling the uniform!

I'm real glad you dropped by, since I've been bored outta my skull!

Wolverine

Where's you buddies?!

Since Magneto's gone, Colossus bailed and went back to Russia, Sabretooth's out playing with a big ball of yarn somewhere, and Gambit didn't leave a note on the fridge.

Wolverine

Okay, teams, this is it. Everything you've ever learned about yourselves. Your strengths and your limits It all comes down to this very moment. Tonight we're the world's last, best hope to stop this madman. So we're gonna trash those pyramids any way we can, no matter who we gotta go through to do it.

Jean

[telepathically] Professor, listen to me. Apocalypse has somehow taken control of you. He's making you go against everything you ever believed in, everything you devoted your life to. You will be destroying millions of lives.

(Sniffs)

Wolverine

(Sniffs) "Hm, three of them, and since I can't detect a third scent, it must be Mystique."

Gambit

"How 'bout you guys stop sniffin' everything and follow the footprints!"

Wolverine

"Xavier's mental blocks just saved our lives."

(To Wolverine) "Especally yours, Mesmero was telling me to push you off the mountain. Problem is; I'm still tempted."

Gambit

"Do me a favor, why don't you both jump off the mountain!"

Rogue

Where'd it go?

Wolverine

I don't know. Hopefully it just fell through the cracks of time, never to be seen again.

Rogue

For some reason, I don't think we'll be that lucky.