[Sensational Sherri is a guest of the Funeral Parlor]
Sherri, you look so lovely, so happy, so alive! Have you been to a funeral?
No, Paul Bearer, I'm on Cloud Nine. I've found the man of my dreams, Paul Bearer.
Oh, does this mean you're in love? Who's the lucky guy?
Oh, Paul Bearer, I'm in love with a man that has long, blond, flowing locks. I'm in love with a man that has a body sculpture that even the Greek gods would envy. I'm in love with a man that has the most wonderful wrestling ability that any one person can be blessed to possess!
That could be me, McMahon.
I'm in love with a man that even has an animal magnetism that makes my blood run hot! I am in love with Shawn Michaels!
Shawn Michaels?
Yes! Shawn Michaels, now that he and Marty Jannetty are no longer a team or an item. Shawn has never needed Marty Jannetty. Never ever needed Marty Jannetty. And now that he's gotten rid of that deadbeat, he has all the time in the world to accept the love and everything that I have to give him.
Oh, but Sherri, what about the "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase?
My Teddy bear is a wonderful, giving, and very loving man. My Teddy bear has left the door wide open for me to return at any time I decide. And my Teddy bear has given me gifts that any woman in the world would dream of having. My Teddy bear only wants what makes me happy. And my Teddy bear knows that what makes me happy, is giving and sharing all of my wealth with Shawn Michaels.
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