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WWF Superstars of Wrestling · Season 1, Episode 15

Jake and Paul Bearer in “Unfinished Business”

[Jake "the Snake" Roberts is a guest on the Funeral Parlor.]

Jake

When Damian was taken from me from [sic] the Earthquake, yes, I felt Death's ugly hand reach down and grab part of my soul. But that's a price the Earthquake must pay. But should Death ever come looking for me and knock upon my door, Mr. Paul Bearer, I will jerk that door open, look into his eyes, and I will spit in it, because I have something that rests upon my shoulder that will not let me fear Death.

Paul Bearer

Oh, Mr. Roberts, you're talking about your snake, aren't you?

Jake

No. I'm talking about Lucifer himself, the same one that rests upon your shoulder.

Paul Bearer

Oh, I've always had my suspicions about you. But you know and I know that every man, on his final walk to his resting place, must face the Undertaker. Even you, Jake Roberts.

Jake

The way I see it, the Undertaker, at this moment, has his hands very full.

Paul Bearer

Oh, but if you're talking about the Ultimate Warrior, that's no problem at all. We're just stringing him along 'til it's time to drop him in his final resting place.

Jake

Let me ask you this. How would you feel, and how would the Undertaker feel, if I shared the secrets of the darkness, and I shared the secrets of this cold, black heart, and the secrets of the Undertaker himself, with the Ultimate Warrior?

Paul Bearer

[scared] No, no, Mr. Roberts, you can't do that. You can't do that. Would you?

Jake

Would I? Yes, I would. And all that the Ultimate Warrior must do to understand the darkness and the cold, is to release, release all those fears of death. And secondly, he must do something that neither you or the Undertaker could ever do. And that's simply...trust me. Trust me, Warrior.

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