The Bashams stole the damn titles!
Here are your winners and the new WWE Tag Team Champions, the Basham Brothers.
JBL's co-secretaries of defense are now the new WWE Tag Team Champions.
You gotta be kidding me!
Oh, it's a reality, Cole.
The guts that Rey Mysterio showed in this matchup, and he was a split-second away from winning the thing and the Bashams pulled a damn switcheroo.
Well, shades of last week, they pulled that switcharoonie last week on Van Dam, Doug and Danny, they just did it tonight, and tonight they capitalized big time by getting the tag team titles.
[replay shows]
And look at Rey Mysterio, a moment away in my mind from perhaps keeping the tag team titles.
There's the switch. That was the switch right there.
But the Bashams with the switch and then the sit-out powerbomb. New tag team champions but you gotta give it up for Rey Mysterio. His partner injured and dragged out of the arena. Mysterio still tried to hang on.
Rey did. I mean, hats off to Rey Mysterio. Hope Van Dam's physical condition of his knee is OK. Rey was caught between a rock and a hard place, but at the end of the day...
[JBL and the Cabinet come to celebrate the Basham Brothers tag team championship win]
Oh, please. I'm gonna be sick.
Chief of Staff, look at this. Big party down, new tag team champs in the Cabinet. Wow.
So, JBL has the WWE gold. The Bashams, the tag team gold. Just what the Cabinet needs: more gold around their waist. Now we're gonna have to live with this.
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