(singing) I am singing this whole song to learn a spell.
Learn a spell.
This is the thing that Justin does so well.
Does so well.
When I'm in a jam and need to scram I cast a spell called Jackie Chan I'm singing this whole song and I learn spells. When I need something that's far away I cast a spell called (pauses and reads) "Grow legs and come my way."
It comes in handy if your lazy. Which you are and sometimes being your best friend you don't even care or thank me for the things like-
Harper!
(stops singing)
Is everything okay?
You mean because it didn't rhyme? I'll work on that.
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