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Wizards of Waverly Place · Season 1, Episode 15

Max and Jerry in “Unfinished Business”

I got a date! I got a date! I got a date!

Oh, Max. I told you. If a girl walks in and asks if we do take-out, it doesn't mean she wants to take you out.

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