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Wings · Season 1, Episode 15

Brian, Joe and others in “Unfinished Business”

But Joe, the picture. Don't you know what it says?

Yeah, "You are rich". Why are you telling me this Brian? Did you expect to show me this and I would lighten up and say "Oh, you're right, all is forgiven"?

Are you really that serious about wanting me gone?

Man enters Sandpiper office

MMan

Sir, if I could ask you to leave, I have confidential business to discuss.

Excuse me pal, but this happens to be my office, and who are you?

MMan

Oh, this must be the second party.

Second party?

MMan

I have been retained to oversee that the partnership of Sandpiper Air be dissolved. Here is my card.

Man hands Brian business card

Brian{reciting card}: Al Skoog, Carpet Cleaners and Steaming Service. Don't just clean it, Skoogerize it!! What?

ASAl Skoog

Sorry, that's my other business. Here is the right card.

Mr. Skoog hands Brian another business card

Brian{reciting card}: Al Skoog, Attorney at Law. Admitted to the bar in West Virginia and Massachusetts. We are not just good, we are Skoogerific!

Mr. Skoog comes highly recommended. I want to make sure this is done nice and legal.

You are dead serious about getting rid of me; I can't believe it!

Brian departs Sandpiper office

I do not understand how he just does not get it!

ASAl Skoog

You look a little down. Tell you what, I own a pub crosstown. Give this coupon to the bartender. He will give you a free pitcher of Skoogeritas.

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