Jack and Karen in “Hocus Focus”

You don't get to have ideas. This show is called "That Old Jack Magic," not "That Old Assistant's Magic."

Oh! Old? Well, how do you know that? There are parts of me that were just a twinkle in a scientist's eye three weeks ago. Besides, I was just trying to help.

You wanna help? Then remember your place. You're the assistant... and let's not forget where that word comes from -- Latin, meaning "ass of an ant." So keep your ideas to yourself and assist. It shouldn't be that hard. It's what you do. Get it? [ leaves the room]

I'm gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off.