Jack and Will in “He Shoots, They Snore”

Okay, here's the scoop, Jackson. Elliot's got a basketball tournament in Connecticut this weekend. All the dads are going, but my boss Dorleen the Whore-leen is making me do inventory. So, will you take him? Please? I'll be up on Saturday. Please just say yes. I promise I won't ask for anything else again!

Okay.

Damn you, Will! Damn your shiny, pointy face and your sarcastic quips!

Hey, lord of the ring-dings, I said I'd do it.

Oh. Sorry. I wasn't listening.