Will and Karen in “Crouching Father, Hidden Husband”

Let me try to explain this in terms you'll understand. I'm tequila. [Will picks up small bottles on Karen's desk.]

Oh, I'm liking this story better already!

These are my friends: gin, vodka, and scotch. [Scottish accent] Hello, Karen!

Hiya, kids.

Now. You got an emergency. You want a Bloody Mary. You've poured yourself a thimble of tomato juice. Who you gonna call? Me? Tequila?

What is this crazy talk? I want my vodka!

Exactly. So from now on, you only call tequila when you have a legal problem.

Okay, I get it now. You're comin' in loud and queer!