Dexter Murphy and Jack in “Filthy Phil, Part II”

So, I'll get right to it, Mr. McFarland - how do you plan on keeping an iconic institution like CoCo's open without Coco?

Jack

Oh, they'll still come. I'm not changing anything. We're just under new management. The bar is transitioning - like half our patrons.

[offended] Do you think people who are transitioning are funny?

Jack

Oh, God, no! They have no sense of humor!