RReuben
Hello, my name is Reuben, and today, I am a bar mitzvah. Can I have a private dance in the champagne room?
How dare you? I am a lady of quality!
RReuben
I have a $180 savings bond.
[taking his arm] Well, Reuben, you should have opened with that.
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