[Cher approaches Jack as he is playing with his Cher doll]
Ya know dude, it is a little weird that you are talking to my doll.
Um, I don't think that I need a drag queen to define normal behavior. But I will say this, the look is flawless.
Whatever.
Ohh. Working the attitude. OK, you're good.
I've had a lot of practice.
Hey hey. You're not that great, Mister Sister. I do a better Cher than you.
Ya think so?
Actually it's "You think so, hooooooooooooooe!"
Are you kidding me with this?
OK, the hand is perfect, but it's more "are you kidding me with this, hoooooooooooe!"
Get a life.
[walks away, then turns around]
[sings] "If I could turn back time..."
[clears throat to sing] "If I could turn back time, hoooooooooooe!" "Time - hoooooooe. Time hoooooe. Time hoooooe."
[slaps Jack] Snap out of it!
[she leaves; Jack realizes who she really was and faints]
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