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S1 E15Unfinished Business

RWRed Wolf

All that you see here are creations of your own mind. Perhaps that is why I am such a stereotype.

What about your boss's suicide? I mean someone ate his brains. That's twisted. Did they find who did that, by the way?

Are you telling me you've never smelled another dog on Jenna's hands?

Well yeah but that's just from her pushing other dogs away.

Being happy is just like being gay. It's a choice, that's why they mean the same thing.

(to Ryan) Without you I have no purpose. I'm nothing. It's like I don't even exist.

Whoever lives in Sacramento probably owned you as a puppy, which means we can prove you were actually born. Therefore, I'm crazy.

If you really think you're crazy, then why do you feel the need to prove it to me?

Maybe you're the part of my brain that's so crazy it wouldn't allow me to accept that I'm crazy.

Ugh, you're so crazy.

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