Whoever lives in Sacramento probably owned you as a puppy, which means we can prove you were actually born. Therefore, I'm crazy.
If you really think you're crazy, then why do you feel the need to prove it to me?
Maybe you're the part of my brain that's so crazy it wouldn't allow me to accept that I'm crazy.
Ugh, you're so crazy.
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