Ryan (concerned): Who are you? What are you? WHY are you?
Wilfred (whispering/preoccupied): I can't tell you.
Why not?
Wilfred (whispering): They are listening.
Ryan (confused): What?
Wilfred (serious): Are you sure you want to know?
Yes. Is this a joke?
It's not. Ryan, remember the night before we met, the pills you took?
Yes.
They worked mate.
I'm sorry Ryan. They worked. Must have noticed things here are, different. Shit's a little off. Right?
Ryan (wispering/totally worried): Am I...?
No. You're somewhere in between. Your future depends on the outcome of that settlement, meeting, tomorrow. If Jenna gets her job back, you get to move on.
So none of this is really happening?
Everything on the island is real, the rest is an illusion.
Ryan (speaking up): What island?
Ah, forget that last bit.
Ryan (screaming): Wilfred!
Shh. Smoke monster!
I've seen Lost, Wilfred.
What did you think of the ending?
Ryan (annoyed): Why can't I get a straight answer out of you?
Come on, Ryan. These are big existential questions, best left for boring Russian novelist and teenagers on acid. Real people don't think about this shit.
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