Just because I'm leaving doesn't mean we can't still be friends.
Friends? What, you thought we were actually...[laughs] That is hilarious. And a little embarrassing for you, because I never really saw us like that.
PMr. Patel
How much for this piece of shit flatscreen TV?
You're selling the TV? That's the cornerstone of our friendship!
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