[after Ryan tells him he can't do a band practice meeting due to going to help his sister] You're breaking up the band. I can't believe it!
Calm down!
Yeah, that's what John Lennon said before he ran off and got nude with that Asian bitch!
Don't be racist.
How can I be racist? I'm incapable of seeing color.
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