[speaking to his sister about the job she has arranged for him] Do you really think working in contract administration will make me happy?
KKristen
You think I love squeezing out babies twenty-four seven? Nobody’s happy. It's all about perception.
[Ryan looks back at Wilfred]
Don't worry, I ain't gonna bite you. I can smell your fear like I can smell the sour milk in your fridge. I'm seven years old, and too wise for lies. [smokes from a homemade water bong] You're not going to work today, Ryan. [passes a toke]
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