Commercial Hoedown
GPGreg Proops
I'm in advertising. You know my name is Rick,
And I am really groovy, 'cause I am not a brick.
I sit here and sell you stuff, stuff that you don't need.
Because I have one motivation, and that's massive greed.
S1Hoedown
WBWayne Brady
Why don't you buy that stuff, you baby boomer?
I know you've got lots of cash; you are a big consumer.
Man, oh, man; everything from cars to fast food I sell!
My biggest slogan: "Yo quiero Taco Bell!"
CMColin Mochrie
I hate commercials! What a waste of time!
They take up all the program; it really is a crime.
They seem to waste all the time in my precious life.
Thank God they're 60 seconds; then I can make love to my wife!
RSRyan Stiles
I buy lots of products when I'm at home alone.
It's really, really easy to order them by phone.
Not to order these things is really kind of hard.
But I never worry too much. I use Colin's credit card!
S1 E5Josie as an angry viewer
Whose Line Is It Anyway? Well, that was absolutely disgusting! And the people who manage each week, John, the entire lot of the studio audience is completely naked in that program. And the sorry sight he was, too. Now let's look. Stage manager, Hilary Groves, costume designer--- costume? Ha! Vanda Vivian, well that's a stage name if ever I heard one. Hilary Gartell, that alright. Jane Bigger: whoop. sorry. Missed it. Designer, Pip Gardner, lighting director--- what does he direct? Who directs traffic? Oh, never mind.
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