“Hoedown” quotes from Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Commercial Hoedown

And I am really groovy, 'cause I am not a brick.

I sit here and sell you stuff, stuff that you don't need.

Because I have one motivation, and that's massive greed.

I know you've got lots of cash; you are a big consumer.

Man, oh, man; everything from cars to fast food I sell!

My biggest slogan: "Yo quiero Taco Bell!"

They take up all the program; it really is a crime.

They seem to waste all the time in my precious life.

Thank God they're 60 seconds; then I can make love to my wife!

It's really, really easy to order them by phone.

Not to order these things is really kind of hard.

But I never worry too much. I use Colin's credit card!