Josie quotes from Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Whose Line Is It Anyway? Well, that was absolutely disgusting! And the people who manage each week, John, the entire lot of the studio audience is completely naked in that program. And the sorry sight he was, too. Now let's look. Stage manager, Hilary Groves, costume designer--- costume? Ha! Vanda Vivian, well that's a stage name if ever I heard one. Hilary Gartell, that alright. Jane Bigger: whoop. sorry. Missed it. Designer, Pip Gardner, lighting director--- what does he direct? Who directs traffic? Oh, never mind.

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!" said Nick, softly and yet manfully. "I didn't mean to buy you that crocodile and I didn't realise it was the devil's work!" Amanda stood there alluringly looking at Nick. A tall lithe woman who belied her thirty-five years of age. Silk lingerie fell neatly over her firm high breasts and her delicate hair was pulled back in a chimion. "Oh Nick..."

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" said Nick, thrusting her firmly and yet gently onto the Axminster carpet. Amanda was so glad she cleaned it only the other day.