Stephen Fry quotes from Whose Line Is It Anyway?

(talking out of time with beat) Yeah um, oh...

I find it rather hard to get to fuck bitches,

So I tend to spend my time counting sheep.

Um, I've got, ah, plenty in my bedroom, um, one on the walls,

Um, one in bed and one curled up on my lap.

(speaks out of time... again) I once went to bed with a baby llama,

But it didn't matter 'cause he didn't tell his mamma.

I then went to bed with a bird from Carolina,

But it did matter 'cause it was a minah.