Mozzie quotes from White Collar

Mozzie

Get a room!

Sara Ellis

We are in a room!

Neal Caffrey

MY room!

Send out the handsome one.

The one in the back.

Mozzie

Consider that a lesson in modesty.

Neal

What's around here?

Mozzie

The Palace.

Neal

Always a fan favorite.

Mozzie

(Neal's close friend and a fellow conman): Do you want to leave or not?

Neal

No. There are things about this life I'm not ready to give up.

Mozzie

Do you even know what this life is anymore? I mean, you're, on a leash...

Neal

I can always walk out that door, Moz. I can never walk back in.

Mozzie

Well, then, you've made your choice. I always thought ours would be a happy ending.

Neal

If you want a happy ending, it depends—

Mozzie

—On where you stop the story. Yeah, Orson Welles.

Mozzie

Neal! We are con men,grifters, mountebanks, flim flamers. We have to keep our skills sharp.

Neal

Flim flammers?

Mozzie

See? I'm already turning into a dinosaur.

Neal

Regardless of what the committee decides, this is my home now.

Mozzie

And I am right beside you now.

Mozzie

You're James Maine. Rich, carefree island resident.

Neal

Neal Caffrey on the other hand is...

Mozzie

A wanted fugitive.

Neal

So you saying I'm your front man.

Mozzie

Good partnerships are hard to find.

Neal

Who are your friend?

Mozzie

Fellow travelers on this journey we call life.

Neal

They like my ice wines.

Mozzie

That makes sense, they come from colder climate.

Neal

What's the game?

Mozzie

I don't know. But I'm very good at it.

Neal

May I borrow Percy? [Sam gives them a strange look.]

Mozzie

My pet rat. He eats all the fancy cheeses that I... can't. In many ways I live through him.

Many ways?

Neal

Don't get him started.

Neal

I don't know whether to be mad or impressed that my own dad conned me.

Mozzie

Well at least you learned where you inherited that particular skill from.

Neal

I keep thinking I should've known it was him. That even after all these years a man should know his own father when he's right in front of him.

Mozzie

And here he is. Yet you seem hesitant to seize that opportunity.

Neal

To do what Moz? Go out in the backyard and throw a baseball. He doesn't get to come back here and make up for lost time.

Neal

How are we gonna convince Peter to break out of prison?

Mozzie

Who says we have to convince him?

Neal

What, are you gonna carry him out?

[holding Mozzie at gunpoint] Get your hands up. You're not going anywhere.

Mozzie

Uh, tell that to Emil Berliner. [remotely activates a gramophone, distracting Siegel, and runs off]