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Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? · Season 3

Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? Season 3 quotes

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S3 E55The Losin' the Blues Blues

And this is Kneemoi, Carmen Sandiego's evil extraterrestrial associate.

(singing) Kneemoi

Her last known whereabouts: Chicago, Illinois. Chicago style blues was popularized by performers like Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, and Willie Dixon, most of whom were former southerners. Blues music began in the south when African-American musician forged the styles from the spirituals, work songs, and ballads of the 19th century. Today in Chicago, you can still hear great blues musicians crank out the tunes. Stars like Buddy Guy, Koko Taylor, and Sunnyland Slim. Or you could until today when Kneemoi hit the Southside to take in some tunes. When Kneemoi gets into the music, she really gets into the music. She liked it so much she took it with her when she left. Gumshoes, you've got to stop the sad sound of...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

...THE LOSIN' THE BLUES BLUES!

Carmen, The blues are so depressing. Why don't people sing the "pinks" instead?

Why don't you move instead of talking? Head for Haifa in a middle east nation where many soviet Jews have relocated.

Ah, like me! I relocated into Earth run, run and barring.

There's a big difference. The Jewish people move to seek a better life through religious freedom and honest work.

And I move to seek easy life through burglary and bleeding the bugology blues.

S3 E56Who Copped the Afro-Pop?

And this is Double Trouble, Carmen's twin pack of tricks and treachery.

(singing) Double Trouble (Trouble)

Their last known whereabouts: West Africa. What reggae is to Jamaica, Juju is to the West African nation. A homegrown form of pop music. (music plays) Juju grew from the music of the Yoruba people. Band leaders, like Ebenezer Obey and King Sunny Ade, combined the talking drum patterns of the jungle with soft singing and electric and slide guitars. But today, those bopping bands fell silent because Juju music is gone. Double Trouble wailed into West Africa, turned up their VILE volume, and nabbed every note. Gumshoes, you got to derail that dastardly duo, rescue those rocking rhythms and answer today's musical question...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

...WHO COPPED THE AFRO-POP?

S3 E57The Sleaze Who Stole the Subway

And this is Vic the Slick, that sleazy sales freak who cops for Carmen Sandiego.

(singing) Vic the Slick

His last known whereabouts: New York City. The New York City Subway System is the third largest in the world. Only Moscow's and Tokyo's have more riders. Have a look. Begun in 1904, the system totaled 731 miles of track. If you stretched it out in a line, it would reach from New York City to Indianapolis. Not bad for the price of one token. But today, there was a major service delay when Vic the Slick decided they'd make great getaway tunnels. Armed with 17 zillion cubic feet of helium, he stole the entire subway system. Gumshoes, you've got to stop...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

...THE SLEAZE WHO STOLE THE SUBWAY!

S3 E58The Goon Who Stole the Moon (Lunar Loot Lifter)

And this is Robocrook, Carmen Sandiego's cranky criminal crony.

(singing) Robocrook

His last known whereabouts: the sky. The Moon is Earth's closest neighbor. For centuries, people worship the Moon as a goddess and it is powerful. Its gravitational field affects the tides in our oceans. Some even think it affects human behavior. The word lunatic, from the Latin word for moon, was used to describe crazy people. For over four billion years, the Moon has circled the Earth more than 27.3 days until today when Robocrook snatched our nearby satellite and left a big space in space. How could he do such a thing? Maybe he just took a shine to it. Gumshoes, its your job to stop...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

...THE GOON WHO STOLE THE MOON or LUNAR LOOT LIFTER!

S3 E59Museum Melodrama

And this is Sarah Nade, Carmen Sandiego's caterwauling caper commiter.

(singing) Sarah Nade

Her last known whereabouts: Santa Fe, New Mexico, the second oldest city in the USA. The Institute of American Indian Arts Museum was founded here in the early '60s. Museum instructors from many Native American cultures teach traditional and new arts. The museum's collection, featuring works by artists like T.C. Cannon and Bill Souza, is one of the most important in the US. Or it was until today when Sarah Nade skidded into Santa Fe, piled the collection into her Band-Van, and stole it. She wants to trash it in her next music video. Gumshoes, you've got to stop Sarah, corral Carmen, and mitigate this...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

...MUSEUM MELODRAMA!

S3 E60The Malice in Malta

And this is Eartha Brute, Carmen Sandiego's hard-bodied, soft-headed strongwoman.

(singing) Eartha Brute, huh

Her last known whereabouts: the Mediterranean Sea. The island nation of Malta lies smack in the middle of the Mediterranean. 1/10 the size of Rhode Island, it is almost entirely built up with cities. For a long time, outside powers controlled Malta. The Phoenicians, the Carthaginians, the Romans, the Arabs, the Normans, the knights of St. John, Spain, France, and England. Malta finally went independent in 1964. But that changed today when Eartha Brute windsurfed in, winced Malta out of the water, and walked away with it. Gumshoes, you've got to right this wrong, catch Carmen, stop Eartha Brute and solve...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

...THE MALICE IN MALTA!

S3 E61The Robozone Robbery

And this is Robocrook, Carmen Sandiego's trash heap of treachery and transistors.

(singing) Robocrook

His last known whereabouts: the sky. Ozone is a type of oxygen that forms in the stratosphere, around 17 miles above us. It blocks the Sun's dangerous ultraviolet rays before they reach the Earth's surface. Recently, scientists discovered that man-made chemicals are eating a hole in the ozone layer above Antarctica. The increase in radiation may already be causing diseases and enviromental destruction. Well, you'd better get out your SPF 9 zillion sunblock because today, Robocrook stole the ozone layer, holes and all. Gumshoes, you've got to wrangle that robot, make the sky safe again and stop...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

...THE ROBOZONE ROBBERY!

S3 E62Gimme Back My Wig

And this is Vic the Slick, Carmen Sandiego's heinous hustler, huckster, and heistmeister.

(singing) Vic the Slick

His last known whereabouts: London, England. In the 17th and 18th centuries, most English gentlemen wore wigs. The fashion faded except in courtrooms. White horsehair wigs are still required to tire for judges and for barristers, the English equivalant for trial lawyers. Today, some barristers complained that the toppers are hot, ugly, and unsanitary. But England lost tradition and so far, the wigs have stayed. Until today, that is when Vic lollygagged into London and whisked away the wigs. Gumshoes, you've got to stop the slick one, catch Carmen, and answer the barristers cry for justice...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

...GIMME BACK MY WIG!

S3 E63The Big Bug Bug Out

And this is Top Grunge, Carmen's greasy gritty grifter with B.O. so bad you can see it.

(singing) Top Grunge

His last known whereabouts: Amazonas, Brazil. The Amazon Rainforest is home to many living things including inch-long ants and spiders the size of dinner plates. There's even a rare giant beetle that one scientist kept on a leash. Millions of species may still be undiscovered and they might just contain genetic information that could help scientists improve or even save people's lives. But today, the rainforest insect population dropped to zero. Top Grunge rumbled into the jungle and bagged every bug. Gumshoes, you've got to get a grip on that greaseball and squash his plans for...

(singing) Woo-ooo-ooo-oo

...THE BIG BUG BUG OUT!

S3 E64The Williamsburglary

And this is Patty Larceny, Carmen Sandiego's dimply dorian of duplicity.

(singing) P-P-P-Patty

Her last known whereabouts: Williamsburg, Virginia. From 1699-1780, Williamsburg was Virginia's capital. It was home to George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and about 2,000 others, half of whom were slaves. Williamsburg's colonial glory was restored in 1926, and today, many of the 10,000 permanent residents recreate life in the 18th century, wearing colonial era clothes and demonstrating period crafts for thousands of daily visitors. Or they did until today when Patty Larceny tootled into town. She didn't just take snapshots, she took every bit of Williamsburg and filed it in her photo album. Gumshoes, it's your job to stop...

(singing) Woo-ooo-ooo-oo

...THE WILLIAMSBURGLARY!

S3 E65Rat and Mouse

And this is Wonder Rat, that self-promoting snivler who steals stuff for Carmen Sandiego.

(singing) Wonder Rat

His last known whereabouts: Germany's Rhine River. On a small island in the Rhine stands a 700-year-old Mäuseturm, or Mouse Tower. According to legend, an evil bishop invited a crowd of starving peasants into his bond, promising them free food. Then he burned down the barn with the peasants inside. The next morning, 10,000 mice chased the bishop out of his castle and into the tower where they ate him alive. I love happy endings. Now the tower is a popular tourist spot. Or it was until today when that caped crudhead Wonder Rat scoped up the tower while rowing up the Rhine. He backed up and bopped off with it. Gumshoes, you've got to retrieve the tower, catch Carmen, and stop this game of...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

...RAT AND MOUSE!

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