Chief, Rockapella and others in “Unfinished Business”

This is Kneemoi

(singing): Kneemoi

She's robbed 52 planets in 12 dimensions, but is so darn cute it's beyond comprehension. Her last known whereabouts: China. On any given morning in China, you'll see people in gardens, parks, and on rooftops performing a series of curious looking stretches. These exercises called Tai Chi Chuan are a workout for both the mind and body. Tai Chi movements with unusual names like storks, spreads, wings, and bend bow, and shoot tiger require a good deal of strength and great concentration. The Chinese consider Tai Chi a kind of medicine and believe it helps prevent or cure illness. At least they believed it until today...

(singing): Crime!

...when Kneemoi made a surprise visit to China. She saw all that balance and discipline and decided she wanted some too. Using the Roddenberrian mind meld which kind of tickles, she burgled everyones brain and removed all knowledge of Tai Chi from their heads. Now, no one's got the moves but Kneemoi. Gumshoes, you've got to unravel the riddle of today's case...

(singing): Woo-woo-ooo-oo

...LEARNED KNEEMOI!

I want you to do some time traveling, Kneemoi.

Ooh, you mean like going back to the future?

No, like going across time zones. North America is divided into 10 of them and each zone usually means a one hour difference in time. Hide in Alberta province where it's one hour earlier than in a central time zone.

You earthlings are too hung up on time. When you're talking light-years, an hour doesn't make any difference.

Well, no one cared much how time was measured until the railroads came along. Then time had to be standardized so trains could keep to a schedule.

Now, that gives me a fun idea. Why don't I steal the time zone? (laughs)

(Each time the Tai Chi Chuan is revealed in the 2nd Round):

Prison sports are really fun! I get used as a Frisbee, a dartboard, and a second base! Carmen should see me play. But she's in South America. Go find her.