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Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? · Season 1, Episode 15

Chief, Rockapella and others in “Unfinished Business”

Chief

This is Vic the Slick.

Rockapella

(singing) Vic the Slick

Chief

He's wanted for robbery and assault with a deadly fabric. His last known whereabouts: London, England. Ravens, they're big, they're black, they're related to crows, and they're on the payroll at the Tower of London. No one's sure when ravens started living at the tower, but legend says the British Empire will collapse if the birds ever leave. So eight ravens are kept as full-time residents. Their wings are clipped so they can't fly away and the birds are cared for by the Royal Ravenmaster. He gets the ravens official food allowance of 15p a week, about 22¢ in U.S. currency. Or he did until today when Vic the Slick slithered in, tiptoeing through the tower ground. He raced to where the ravens roost, then baited the birds with prime slime steak. Vic used T-bones, of course, and that T can only stand for thief. Well, before you could say nevermore, those ravenous ravens have flown the coop with Vic. Now, gumshoes, it's up to you to stop this terrible...

Rockapella

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...CRAVEN RAVEN KNAVERY!

Carmen

The heat's on, Vic. Whisk those ravens to a peninsula on the Red Sea.

Vic

I gotta leave now? But I'm getting my mustache sharpened tomorrow.

Carmen

No time for that. Now, listen. There's a 1,400-year-old monastery on this peninsula, and its library used to have one of the world's oldest bibles.

Vic

Used to? What, somebody put it back on the wrong shelf?

Carmen

In the mid-1800s, someone borrowed the Bible and never returned it.

Vic

Wow. Let's see...[mutters to himself while doing some calculations] ...10¢ a day, 52,500 a day [amazed] Ooh, no wonder it wasn't returned! The overdue fine's a fortune!

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