This is the Contessa.
(singing) Contessa
Carmen Sandiego's high-class, high-crime heist committer. Her last known whereabouts: Natchez, Mississippi. While many of the South Grand homes were destroyed during the Civil War, dozens of mansions around Natchez survived. So in 1932, the Natchez Garden Club hosted the first spring pilgrimage to these homes, twice each year. Pre-Civil War estates are open to the public. Women in 19th-century dress greet tourists who come from an up close look at an era gone by, an era of luxury and slavery. But today, those mansions got mooched when the Contessa decided to shoot the breeze. Gumshoes, that swell-smelling felon is contempt on selling the dwellings. You've got to stop her and solve today's crime...
(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo
...CROOK SNATCHES NATCHEZ!
(singing) The warrant!
(the warrant panel falls off, and Greg runs over to put it back in place)
(laughing) Let me get that.
(singing) Low budget!
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