Chief, Rockapella and others in “Unfinished Business”

And this is Kneemoi, Carmen Sandiego's polymorphous pilferer from the planet Roddenberry.

(singing) Kneemoi

Her last known whereabouts: Mongolia and China. You want to know about dry, I'll tell you about dry. The Gobi is the world's largest desert, that's dry. It's in the center of Asia, so it's extra far from ocean waters and the mountain ranges surrounding the Gobi keep moist air from getting in, now we're talking dry here. The thin grasslands, on the outskirts of the desert called steps, only get about 10 inches of rain a year. Now how's that for dry? Well, today, Kneemoi sucked up every last grain of the Gobi. She had a light dinner today, so she decided to follow it with a big desert. Gumshoes, you've got to crack today's case...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

...GOBI GO BYE BYE or the DESERT DESERTION!

ACME's eyeing your location.

That's okay! I have more eyes than they have!

You'd better move anyway. Go to the United States. Take the desert to a landlocked state where the Red River forms its southern border. This state has the largest Native American population in the USA. Hide the Gobi in the Arbuckle mountains.

Hide the Gobi? (chuckles) I haven't played that since high school!