And this is Kneemoi. There's a posse on every planet pursuing this perpetrator.
(singing) Kneemoi
Her last known whereabouts: Mombasa, Kenya's second largest city. The deep calm waters of Mombasa's harbor have attracted shipping for centuries, and shipping means big business. What do Mombasa's corporation count on for communications, calculations, and commerce? Computers, of course. But computers aren't much without their memories and that's what's missing in Mombasa. Today, Kneemoi mamboed into Mombasa, disguised herself as a computer virus, and infected every motherboard, every other board, every chip and disk. The memories gone from every computer in Mombasa. Gumshoes, you've got to become...
(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo
...CHIP & DISK'S RESCUE RANGERS!
So we'll get started with our very first clue, which come to us from ACME Tonight-Net agent Jay Leno. Jay.
Hey, gumshoes. Kneemoi is on an island in the Indian Ocean, east of Madagascar. You know who used to live there? Uh, dodo birds. Big headed, waddling, flightless guys that kinda look like huge distorted pigeons. You won't get the scoop on Kneemoi from the dodos though. They've been extinct for about 320 years. So you're gonna have to snag her yourself.
Thanks, Jay.
(as the Chief, Greg, and the gumshoes travel to Lagos, Nigeria)
Buckle up, Chief. This thing's pretty fast.
I can't buckle up, Greg. I'm digital.
Queen's College. (Shoeprints are revealed)
Nothing!
Thank you!
No problemo! (Greg laughs)
Federal Palace Hotel. (Shoeprints are revealed)
Nothing!
Thank you!
It's a livin'! (Greg laughs)
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