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Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? · Season 1, Episode 15

Chief, Carmen and others in “Unfinished Business”

Chief

Gumshoes, Carmen Sandiego's mob of mendacious mutants has struck again. This time, they dipped their duplicitous ditches in San Antonio, Texas. In 1836, the Alamo was a site of an epic battle during Texas' war for independence from Mexico. For 12 long days, about 190 Texans held off an attack by thousands of Mexican soldiers. But on the 13th day, the Alamo was stormed and the Texan defenders were killed. When we say "Remember the Alamo," it's their brave fight we recall. But now, this Texas landmark is just a memory because the Alamo has disappeared. Robocrook, that pile of pilfering processes, stormed San Antonio, lassoed the Alamo, then hauled it away. Your mission, gumshoes: short circuit Robocrook, return the Alamo to Texas, and then capture Carmen Sandiego.

Carmen

Robo, the gumshoes are after you. Head for a country just south of Chad.

Robo

Orders acknowledged. Will I encounter communication problems, due to numerous tribal languages?

Carmen

Not here. There're more than 80 different ethnic groups living together, but many speak a common language called Sango.

Robo

Ah, good. I've learned Sango in high school. Could you suggest a location for food?

Carmen

Of course. Try the restaurant in the city of Bangui. You'll find everything from cooked monkeys to warthogs.

Robo

Just a nice simple dish of axle grease would suffice.

Rockapella

(each time the Alamo is revealed)

Tex mex!

With Ice Cream!

Try to remember the--

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