I want results, Greg! I want you to find Patty! I want you to bring back that pooch! Lhasa Apsa... What's his name?
Lhasa Apso. Yep.
Yeah. If you get Patty, she will lead us to Carmen Sandiego, and that's what I want! Now, report, Buster!
Okay. Well, we had a talking yak for a while, which kinda threw us for a little bit. But...
All right. Wait. I'll sweeten the pot for the Gumshoes. (to the Gumshoes) Gumshoes, find Carmen, and I will send you anywhere in the whole country.
Uh, Chief.
What?
(whispers) We can't do that.
Why not?
We're talkin' 'bout budget. (whispers an idea to the Chief)
Oh. (to the Gumshoes) Anywhere in the lower 48 states.
Hey!
(the audience cheers and applauds)
Hey, it's still a heck of a deal!
Heck of a deal!
Yeah. (to Greg) Go away.
Yes, ma'am. Okay.
(he exits the office)
Everything's okay.
If it isn't too much trouble, please bring 100,000,000 lire to the Via De La Scrofa. I'll be enjoying fettucine at Alfredo's. If I don't get the money by the time they serve the cappuccino, Apso will become a little dog gone. Molto grazia. I mean, thank you so very much. Ciao!
Hmm. Nothin' like a polite threat!
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