Greg, Chief and others in “Unfinished Business”

(upside down) Dana. Dana, wanna turn me around? I'm gonna lose the change in my pockets. Dana? (Right-side up) Thank you so much. Thank you.

Greg, some things are meant to be. Grass is meant to be green. Water is meant to be wet. Carmen Sandiego is meant to be in jail! And she's out there on the loose. She's been there for a while, and, well, the natural order of things has gone haywire!

Grunge, those ACME agents have sniffed you out. Go to an African country with residents who might tolerate your smell.

Thanks, Carmen. (sniffs) I just love to meet new people.

Who said anything about people? I meant the famous mountain gorillas studied by Dian Fossey. They were in that movie Gorillas in the Mist.

Geez, Carmen. You expect me to live with animals?

Maybe not. They're still thinking it over. Meet them at their home in the National Park of Volcanoes.

Those gorillas are famous, huh? Maybe I'll brush my teeth for the occasion. (sneezes)

Let me tell you something. This is a particularly tough case and when I get a tough case like this I always go to this woman right over here. Agnes Acme. She's the founder of ACME Crimenet. She's also the great-grandmother of the Chief. I often wonder what she'd do.

Huh-huh-huh! My goodness, this is exciting! Imagine me, a television detective! Huh-huh! Hey, Bullwinkle, who's famous now?

This is Agnes Acme (the words "aka Lynne Thigpen" is shown) speaking for Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, and remember, if villains make you feel remorseful, call on us. We're kind... yet forceful.

Remember the ACME motto: ACME agents will be there, catching crooks with special flair.