Now, Gregg, you have some interesting career plans. Tell us about you career plans.
Yeah, I like to be either a Stand-up comedian or a Baseball Manager. (applause)
Stand-up comedian or a Baseball Manager. Now, wait. Come right up here. 'Cause they just don't want you to talk into the microphone quite that closely. It's on. It's workin' fine. Okay. So, you wanna be a Stand-up comedian. Tell me. What kinda jokes do you do?
Well, um, I make phony phone calls to 1-800 numbers, um--
Yeah.
I make-- I make funny surveys and go to random people who I don't know, and um, I tell 'em knock knock jokes.
You tell 'em knock knock jokes. You can tell he's a comedian by the way he's workin' that microphone, you guys. Yeah, you can just stand right up there, Gregg. It's cool. Just stand right there. That's cool the way it is. You tell knock knock jokes.
Yeah.
Would you guys like to hear a knock knock joke by any chance?
Yeah!
Okay, Gregory, lay one on us. Let's hear it.
Knock knock. (Greg laughs)
Who's there?
Humpty.
Humpty who?
They call me Humpty, with... I say it with an "-umpty"! I really am kinda funky!
Gregg, ladies and gentlemen! Come on! Come on. Tough, tough crowd.
Robocrook! (sings their fanfare)
(Gregg goes to the chain, when the confetti is ready to fall, but steps back to his podium when he sees it falling)
Yeah! Yeah! Oh, yeah, get in there. (laughs) Come on over here, Gregg. (Gregg walks to the chain) Be sure you get plenty of that on you, dude.
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