Val and Vic in “Someone's in the Kitchen with Daddy”

All right, here's your crap. Now get out.

Honey, your dad is coming all the way from Japan. Why can't I meet my father-in-law?

Because your father-in-law doesn't know he's a father-in-law. And he ain't goin' find out because you're not coming back until he's gone.

Okay, so what you're saying is, you want me back.