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S3 E2

Welcome Back, Kotter · Season 3, Episode 2

Kotter and Julie in “And Baby Makes Four (1)”

If your contractions start, you time them.

Uh-huh.

When they're four minutes apart, you call me.

Uh-huh.

If your water breaks, don't touch the toaster.

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