Welcome Back, Kotter quote, “Sweathog Clinic for the Cure of Smoking”

Epstein: [about spending so long in the bathroom] I'm just enjoying a few moments of privacy, you know? I mean, when you got nine brothers and sisters like I got, the only time you get to use the bathroom by yourself is on your birthday!

From Welcome Back, Kotter, Season 2, Episode 11: “Sweathog Clinic for the Cure of Smoking”

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