Weren't Lawn Darts banned?
EEsteban
When you boys are finished crying it's your turn.
(To Shane) He's taunting us.
He's trying to act like a father. (Silas starts picking up the Darts) Father's taunt...when we went jogging Dad told me I was so slow Stephen Hawking could beat me in a foot-race. Then he collapsed, puked twice and died. (Shane laughs and looks up) Who's the better jogger now? (Silas gives him a concerned look)
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