Who's there?
[The slow clap continues until the pair of hands become visible along with the rest of the host's body, revealing the identity of Agnes DeMille.]
Happy Prank Day, Wednesday.
My crazed stalker is an invisible 13-year old?
[Agnes reveals a key ring and tosses it onto Bruno and Enid's bodies. Thing proceeds to grab the key and starts freeing the two]
We haven't been properly introduced. [does a curtesy] I'm Agnes DeMille, your number one superfan.
You don't seriously expect me to believe you pulled off this elaborate prank solo.
I had a little help with some DaVincis. After I blackmailed them with incriminating SnapChat pics. Perks of being invisible. I just asked myself, "WWWD - What would Wednesday do?" [Both Enid and Bruno are freed]
That's my line, you little psycho!
I knew if I came up with the most twisted game, I'd get your attention. I hope it's lived up to your exacting standards. Admit it, you're a little impressed.
I can't believe we were almost perforated by your fangirl mini-me. [extends her nails into claws] Why don't I return the favor? [Bruno restrains her]
Park your claws, Rainbow Barbie! Besides, I got you some alone time with the pack hottie. Your welcome.
You almost burned my novel at the Founder's Pyre.
That was just an appetizer. This is the main course.
Then why kill Galpin and place his eyeball on Enid's cushion?
[disgusted] That eyeball was real?!
[confused] I didn't kill Galpin. I wanted to become your friend. Not your next murder case. [she reaches in her jacket pocket and whips out Galpin's phone] Took this as a souvenir. [hands the phone to Wednesday which she accepts] I already scrolled through his texts...and his emails.
[sensing that Agnes was telling the truth] So, if you didn't kill him, then who did?
I can help you find out. [gives a slight chuckle]
[Later, Wednesday, Thing, Enid and Bruno are inside the elevator]
Only Wednesday Addams would have multiple stalkers.
Room for one more?
[still angry at Agnes almost killing the two] Wannabes take the stairs. [closes the door and lowers the elevator leaving Agnes behind]
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