[trying to comfort a crying baby Tommy] Please, sweet Tommy, don't you wanna sleep? Mommy wants to sleep. If you go to sleep, I promise, you will be my favorite twin!
[coming down the stairs with a crying baby Billy] Oh, come on now, darling. You know we love them both equally.
Well, don't tell him that! [Vision chuckles] No luck with Billy?
Tried reading to him, but for some reason, Charles Darwin's The Descent of Man made him cry even harder.
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