Waiting for God quotes

Diana

You wait, Basil, the hardline feminists will get you. You’ll be hacked to death by boiler-suited viragos outside your tailor’s.

Diana

Well, why aren't you getting out of bed?

Tom

There doesn't seem much point.

Diana

No, of course there's no point. There is no point in the entire universe. There is no point in the concept of the vacuum from whence it came. No point or purpose in anything. No design, no nothing. Nothing and then more nothing.

Tom

I only said I didn't want to get out of bed.

Tom

I was wondering if you would like to shack up with me?

Diana

I'm sorry, Tom, I don't think I heard you correctly. I thought you asked me to shack up with you. Do correct me if I'm wrong.

Tom

No, that's it.

Diana

Well, if you would like to place your head upon the floor, I will endeavour to kick it clean off your shoulders.

Tom

Oh, no, Diana, I don't mean the humpty-dumpty hinky-pinky parlez-vous whoops golly who's for tennis bit.

Diana

Do you mean sex?

Tom

Oh, Diana! There's no point in having a language which encourages the use of complex euphemisms, if you come charging along using words like, um, what you just said.

Jane

You needn't be jealous of her, Diana.

Diana

Jealous? Me? I'm not jealous. I have never been jealous. I would never tolerate an emotion based on the wayward and fickle affections of a man.

Jane

I don't believe you, Diana! Naughty, naughty, fibby, fibby! The bogeyman'll get your tongue!

Diana

Beam her up, Scotty.

I suppose you put that up to keep out that dreadful Trent woman.

Tom

Oh, she's all right.

No she is not, Tom! Believe me, I know the type. Fifth columnists! It was people like her, free thinkers, that lost us the Empire! No team spirit! She does not care for her fellow man!

Tom

She can't stand her fellow man!