I was wondering if you would like to shack up with me?
I'm sorry, Tom, I don't think I heard you correctly. I thought you asked me to shack up with you. Do correct me if I'm wrong.
No, that's it.
Well, if you would like to place your head upon the floor, I will endeavour to kick it clean off your shoulders.
Oh, no, Diana, I don't mean the humpty-dumpty hinky-pinky parlez-vous whoops golly who's for tennis bit.
Do you mean sex?
Oh, Diana! There's no point in having a language which encourages the use of complex euphemisms, if you come charging along using words like, um, what you just said.
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