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Waiting for God · Season 1, Episode 15

Tom and Diana in “Unfinished Business”

Tom

I was wondering if you would like to shack up with me?

Diana

I'm sorry, Tom, I don't think I heard you correctly. I thought you asked me to shack up with you. Do correct me if I'm wrong.

Tom

No, that's it.

Diana

Well, if you would like to place your head upon the floor, I will endeavour to kick it clean off your shoulders.

Tom

Oh, no, Diana, I don't mean the humpty-dumpty hinky-pinky parlez-vous whoops golly who's for tennis bit.

Diana

Do you mean sex?

Tom

Oh, Diana! There's no point in having a language which encourages the use of complex euphemisms, if you come charging along using words like, um, what you just said.

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