W.I.T.C.H. · Season 1
Will; [Holding paint thinner in one hand, and the Heart of Kandrakar in the other. The hand holding the pain thinner is shaking] Guys, I'm getting a cramp in my turpentine holding hand.
[A ripple at the end of the painting appears and Caleb and Irma appear on horses, in armour and holding lances and attack the enemies]
Huh, I recognise that aggressive behaviour.
Sir Girlahad [unveils her helmet] at your service.
Where is Will Vandom?! This spring carnival is a disaster!
Ha, tell me! [He turns around and points to the lute stuck in his trousers] Uriah gave me a lute wedgie in me green sleeves.
[Working at the restaurant "The Silver Dragon"] Uh, thanks for helping out today, Caleb.
[Carrying a tray of beverages] Hey, what are friends for? I am getting paid, right?
[Caleb trips over a stool, falls and drops the tray]
Um, I don't think that order was to go.
[To the Heart of Kandrakar] Change back!
[Elsewhere, Elyon puts the Star of Threbe around her neck, which causes green electrical energy to appear. Back to where the Guardians are, they don't change back to normal form]
Uh, you might wanna check the batteries in the old Heart of Kandrakar, there. We didn't change back.
Blunk dry. Girls bath.
[There's a knock at the door of the kitchen of the "Silver Dragon"]
Just a minute! [She answers the door, to see the Guardians in Guardian form] Girls! I told you never to appear in public in Guardian form...or smelling like that.
[To the Guardians] So, you came to me for help. That was smart...real smart.
Now, if only you were smart...real smart.
Hey, love birds, knock it off!
I have never been so insulted!
Or filthy!
Oh, well that's just great, who wants to date a ninety five pound moth?
What is that?!
Blunk know.
What is it?
Big hungry plant.
So what do I do? I cut the ropes and I swing magnificently right into the open Portal!
Then you skid magnificently across fifty feet of paved road.
[Cornelia tends to his wounds]
Ow! Careful.
Sorry, Mr Brave Hero.
[Hay Lin runs in]
Guys! Guys! Guess what? [Notices Caleb] Wow, what happened to you?
Standard hero injuries.
Huh, anyway, Elyon got a guy!
A guy!?
Who?
She didn't tell me!
Well, it just happened. This guy, Brian, he's a dog walker. They met when a Pomeranian stopped to sniff her ankle. Is that cute, or what?
Nobody ever sniffs my ankle,
Good for Elyon. She's been so unhappy since she dumped Mark.
She dumped a guy, so she's unhappy?
Well, duh, she didn't have a boyfriend.
Well duh yourself. She had a boyfriend until she dumped him. Guess we're a little backwards in Meridian, we only ask people out we actually like.
[Whispering to Taranee] Hahahaha...so, what's taking him so long with Corny?
[referring to the Larvek] Nice buggy thingy...
Girls!
Blunk! I told you, no more free food.
[Blunk shows Vathek to the girls, and the girls are scared]
Will! [Hay Lin performs martial arts]
[She takes out the Heart of Kandrakar] Woah, Guardians Unite!
No, no, no! Good blue thing.
Oh! Duh, Caleb's friend - Vortoack, right?
Vathek.
So, uh, how've you been? You look, uh...blue.
I must speak with Caleb.
Oh, he's not here, tell us!
[Caleb appears]
[dryly] Caleb, what a surprise.
[Caleb walks into the kitchen]
We need to go.
Well, we're eating. What's the rush?
The sister of Phobos has been identified.
[The girls gasp in shock]
Her name is Elyon Brown.
[The girls gasp in shock again]
That's not possible.
[Everyone is outside the "Silver Dragon"]
I don't believe it. I have known Elyon all of my life, she is my best friend.
Phobos' sister, the heir to the Meridian throne, was brought to Earth over twelve years ago.
Elyon was born right here in Heatherfield Memorial.
How does she know that?!
I am not fighting her, I don't care who she is.
We have a job to do.
What? Betraying our friends?
[Referring to Elyon] She's done nothing wrong, but we're following her, like she's some kind of criminal.
You heard what Mrs Lin said, they're going to come for her!
I don't even know if I believe any of this about Elyon.
You're also the one who didn't believe we could fly.
[Later]
Oh, I'm so sorry I disagree with you, Miss Sealer of the Portals.
Look, I like Elyon too...
[Blunk runs to Will, screaming]
Ughh! Blunk, Caleb told you to stay back.
Will! Will! Trouble!
[He points to the Haunted House Ride]
It's a Haunted House. People are supposed to run out screaming.
From fake monster, not real buggy thingy.
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