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W.I.T.C.H. Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[To Irma, in the latter's dream] Oh, stop being such a baby! Get out there and take it like a cucumber!

You won’t believe the day I’ve had. Accidents. Spills. Bathroom misunderstandings. It’s hard being the boss, Mommy.

[An old photocopier covers MacGruder in toner, making the latter leave. Will comes by.]

Thanks, Max!

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My pleasure, doll. That tightwad MacGruder is always skimping on my repair budget. Now he has to pay.. For some more toner at least, ha!

A slumber party?

[In Susan's voice] What tipped you off?

This is just the kind of behavior I've been talking about, Will. You didn't ask permission and don't even seem sorry.

No, I am sorry. I just... everyone was so bummed about us moving that they wanted to stay over and we're already in our PJs.

Your parents know? [The girls nod] Then lights out. We'll discuss consequences in the morning.

Come on, Cornelia! We're just trying to cheer you up.

I don't need cheering up. Go away!

I'll show you my latest power. It's all about the clothes.

[Cornelia comes out and Irma changes her clothes to pink]

You can change the color of your outfit? And still be so last season! Everyone knows black and white is the new pink.

I’m last season? Hello! It’s 76º out, and you’re wearing wool.

How many times do I have to tell you? It’s better to look good than feel good.

She's just dressed warm 'cause she's going skating!

What?! Lilian, I am not!

You are! You said so to that boy on the phone!

You've got a date?

A non-Caleb date?

You are so not going with me!

Does he go to Sheffield?

Does Caleb know?

Does he have any brothers?

Does he skate?

None of your business, children! Now, get out!

[The communicator buzzes]

I'll be right down!

Sure. I'll be right here.

Don't follow me

[She goes into the elevator]

Safe!

[Cornelia transforms to her tall self and Will, Irma, Taranee, and Hay Lin open the elevator]

Oh, my!

Not safe. [covers her head]

You transformed without the Heart?!

Not exactly transformed.

When did you learn to do that?

Since Kandrakar! But...

No wings?

I don't have Guardian powers.

Who's the guy?!

I don't suppose you'd stay in the elevator with your backs turn? I didn't think so.

Hey, Lillian.

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"Lillian"?!

[noticing Taranee] Oh, hi, sis.

Hi, sis.

Hey, Peter! We were just wondering how long have you and [uses air quotes] "Lillian" been dating?

A few weeks. You were there when we met, at the park.

Wow! Memories, huh? Ok, we better go before all the good ice is taken.

We're following, right?

Oh, yeah!

I'm not hungry.

It seems my son has lost his appetite without Cornelia.

It's got nothing to do with her! I wish I never met her.

Well...I could use my magic to burn her from your memories.

No!

Aha! So you do care. And don't lie, I'm royalty.

Oh, maybe a little.

In Caleb speak that mean a lot.

She cares too. Are you really going to give her up without a fight?

Hello?

It's Elyon and Caleb.

You just missed Cornelia and everyone. They went skating without me.

You can really skate in the spring?

Earth has its perks. You can bathe outside in winter if you got a hottub.

I'm doomed!

We'll catch up, too, at the rink.

I can’t skate. I’ve tried. I’m a disaster! A face-first, ice-up-your-nose disaster.

Uh, well... Earth-girls love a guy who can’t keep his feet. They do!

[leaping in Caleb’s arms and bowling him over] Take me with you!

See? They love it.

Playing my brother. My brother! With a phony name and an even phonier body. Ooh, she's got some nerve.

She's gonna need it.

[They notice Caleb, Elyon and Lillian]

This is a train wreck.

Good. Lillian deserves a kick in the caboose.

Can I be the one to tell Cornelia. Oh, please, oh please!

You come with me, Lilian. You can’t skate on an empty stomach!

Can’t skate on an empty stomach, can’t swim on a full stomach. Who makes up these rules?

What is Caleb doing here?

I made him swallow his pride.

Boy, is he about to be full! He won’t be swimming for a year.

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