Tori! Tori! Did you hear, did you hear the news?!
What? What happened?
It's war. It's war, Tori, it's war!
(points at him shocked) Is it Switzerland?
(grabs her by the shoulders and shakes her) Will you forget about the war?! We're gonna have a pop quiz!
But... you just said that--
It's true, I tell you! I just heard it from two boys in the bathroom! At the urinal. We're gonna have a pop quiz! A pop quiz is going down, Tori!
Oh... my god, I hate pop quizzes!
(grabs her and shakes her in the air) HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT A POP QUIZ WHEN WE'RE AT WAR?! It's war, Tori! It's war! (puts her down) I gotta go recycle some aluminum. (starts running) Ah. Oh, say can you see...? (his leg gets hit) --AAHHHH! (Tori gasps) AH, I'M HIT! ARROW! (falls down the stairs) AHHH! AHHH! Ow! I got hit in the leg by a swiss arrow. DANG THIS CURSED WAR! (2 Congress-like men come in and drag him away)
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