Why did you think that she was dead?!
I read it online! It said "Mona Patterson joins the dead!"
That's a new TV show, you dip. It's a story about me being cast in a show called The Dead. I play David Schwimmer's wife.
Well...nice to meet you, I'm Cat.
Good. I have something nice... for cats. [goes inside her house then comes back outside with a water gun]
Whoa! Now just wait a second. [Mona is in aiming position] This girl made us drive two hours through the rain in a topless convertible just because she loves you, and your work. So, would it kill you to just be a little nice, and maybe– [they get blasted with water. Cat and Jade quickly run away but Tori stays] AHHHHH!! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE ALREADY WET?!
Get off my property! [Tori screams and then runs off]
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