[First-mate Larry is now at the wheel of the boat]
Oh, boy. This is the life. There's nothing I'd rather be than First-mate Larry. Well, nothing, that is, except... [with a fake Russian accent] Captain Larry Romanoff, the famous Russian icebreaker pilot. Today, Captain Larry must free whales. Two great whales trapped in ice. But, there is problem! A large iceberg stands between Captain Larry and whales. There may not be enough time to go around it! But surely, even Captain Larry is not brave enough to smash through the iceberg! NO ONE HAS EVER DONE SUCH A THING! [Captain Larry sets the boat to maximum speed and steers toward the huge iceberg] Yes, this is no time for cowards! Captain Larry will smash the iceberg, and free the whales! [Commander Boblov arrives] Ah, Commander Boblov has come to congratulate Captain Larry for his bravery.
[First-mate Larry's daydream ends, and Commander Boblov changes back to Skipper Bob]
Hey, Larry. We're making snow cones back there. Do you want peach or strawberry?
Um, not now, Bob. First, I have to smash through this iceberg and free some whales.
[incredulously] There are no icebergs around here.
Oh, yeah? Well, what do you call that?
[The boat is racing directly towards a large rock.]
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
[The boat crashes on the rock, flinging Skipper Bob, First-mate Larry and the passengers onto the beach of a tropical island]
Oh, the brochure didn't say anything about layovers.
Well, you see, Lovey, I believe we had some sort of an accident.
Yes, we most certainly had an accident, [angrily turns to Larry] and I think someone has some explaining to do.
Well, you see, there were these whales, and they were stuck on the ice, and the only way to get 'em out was to smash that iceberg over there, except it turned out to be a rock, and rocks are a lot harder than icebergs.
It just so happens that the nearest iceberg is 2,640 miles away. What were you thinking?
You smashed our boat! Now what're we gonna do?
You've ruined our vacation. What do you have to say for yourself?
Um... I'm sorry? [brightly] At least the boat's still floating. [The boat sinks immediately and Larry frowns guiltily] Oh.
[annoyed] Alright, I'll need to call my broker. I'm going to look for a phone.
That evening, we all worked together to build some huts to sleep in, but we were still pretty mad at Larry.
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