Dan and Amy in “Unfinished Business”

Dan

Listen, I don't know if I'm ready to be a daddy to anyone who's not a sexy boho jewelry maker struggling to pay off her college loans, y'know?

Amy

I appreciate the soul-searching.

Dan

But if you wanna go dutch on the abortion or something, just hit me up on Venmo. Oh, and make it public - shows I'm a gentleman.