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Veep · Season 1, Episode 15

Kent, Ben and others in “Unfinished Business”

In order to find an ideal match, the restaurant table, food, and tie will be the same for every date to establish a control. The girl will be different.

Jesus, Kent! He's just gotta go to a laundromat, meet a girl, take her to a movie, little chit chat, couple, three drinks, standard HJ in the cab home, and a year later he's a father. Why do you make it so goddamn complicated?

You know, one time I tried hitting on a girl in a laundromat. For someone with broken English, she was real uppity.

There's your answer.

Carry on.

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